Categories
Funny Google

Washington Monument Prank

True story: For several years (2003-ish to 2009-ish) if you did a Google image search for “Washington Monument, one of the first search results you’d see came from me:

Washington Monument Search Results

Here’s the actual image:

Washington Monument

Needless to say it was slightly photoshopped and the fact that this showed up for so many years was quite amusing to me and many others. I’ve gotten a few emails, and quite a bit of traffic over time for it. It was completely unintentional that it SEO’d so well and for so long. Ran across the image today and figured it’s a good time to tell the tale.

Categories
Funny Programming

How Read Only Programming Languages Are Born

One day a man was writing an email when he left the room to get something to drink. In his absence, his cat walked over the keyboard and among the myriad of characters entered into the body managed to send the email off. The man returned and soon realized what had transpired. Wondering what the recipient might think receiving such a random unsolicited email, he decided to pass it off as a new programming language. He named it after his cat – Perl.

Categories
Funny Tech (General)

xkcd: Tech Support Cheat Sheet

Todays xkcd comic was even funnier than normal:

xkcd  tech support

[From xkcd]

Categories
Funny

Wolf Pr0n

Wolf Pr0n

Believe it or not, I used this in a college presentation. I’m a terrible person.

Categories
Funny

Friends foil Olympia Man’s Home

This is absolutely wonderful.

One of the better pranks I’ve heard of in recent times. Creative fun. And I love the picture of that book.

😀

Categories
Tech (General)

fsck

I was fscking my Mac all night long…

I always use protection when I fsck my Mac. Do you?

If you don’t get the nerdy joke in the above statements… please leave this website now.

😀

Categories
Funny

Beach Day!

My costume for “Beach Day” 2002 (Senior Year) School Decides “beach day” would be fun. Must follow school rules regarding dress code. Well, I printed these out and taped them to my school regulation clothing. Controversial, but fun.

Archival post migrated from Gallery

Categories
Funny Spam

Real Spam

Well, I have been spending some time (don’t laugh) reading spam. I’m actually analyzing spam for generating some new rules for the SpamAssassin Project. It’s seriously good software, check it out. This is some real spam about my favorite science, Penis Enlargement. It is slightly suggestive, so don’t read on unless you are ok with my immature sense of humor. I don’t need complaint emails. Don’t like, don’t read. It’s that simple.