Tag: amsterdam

I’m back from 2 weeks abroad. Where did my travels take me:

Amsterdam, Holland
Mas Palomas, Spain

Some general notes:

Flying

• Male flight attendants dress like pilots while female’s look like nurses.
• Flew over Paris France (oh no, I violated the boycott… yawn) late at night, said hello, no reply. I guess you were all sleeping.
• 50% of all in-flight movies are ‘chick flicks’.
• Airline food is consistently getting worse (why can’t they just get a more tasty fast food resturaunt to cater? would be cheaper and taste better).

Beach

• Nude beaches are like Coney Island except the weeners are in the water.
• Germans love speedo’s way too much
• Ugly people love to be naked
• Those who ‘have it’ should show it off on the beach. Those who don’t should cover what they have.
• There should be legal limits on sizes for 2 piece bathing suits.
• There’s ‘good naked’ and ‘bad naked’. There’s more ‘bad naked’ than ‘good naked’ in this world.