Profound Calvin and Hobbes Quotes

This Quora thread has some fantastic Calvin and Hobbes quotes. The older I get, the more I realize how profound and genius Calvin and Hobbes really are (or were).

Calvin: “Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”

Calvin: “It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.”

Calvin: “Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”

Mrs. Wormwood: “What state do you live in?”
Calvin: “Denial.”

Calvin: “In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

Calvin: “Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.”

Calvin: “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”

I might just need to eventually get the whole collection (I still need to get The Far Side too). I might love comics a little bit.