…they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

But seriously, I have a red stapler. It’s a Swingline. I love that it doesn’t bind up as much. Also the movie used a different version and painted it red than this one which they made as a collectors edition.