TSA locks up terrorist #1

Via Aebrahim’s blog, John Barlow’s story of the TSA “protecting America”. I’d say it’s a must read, though pretty depressing.

A real brilliant example of how America is becoming “safer”. Sadly, it’s pretty safe to say the government to date has spent thousands (plural) of dollars “protecting” us from John.

Good luck to him. Good luck to all Americans who attempt to live normal lives. I’m still waiting for some nun or priest to be arrested for carrying a crucifix, which could technically be used as a weapon (often sharp point towards the bottom). When that happens, it’s time to move to Iraq, since we’ve has spent some time restoring liberty there.

Terrorists Spamming

This spam just came in. Quite amazing. I’m not sure if it’s a legitimate idiot, or just someone who thinks the are funny. This future start could potentially run away with a Darwin Award in the near future. So keep an eye out for this moron.

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Aren’t these guys great