Oh boy. Leave it to the Associated Press to write an article so great. Reads like a porno for the blind.
Some steamy excerpts:
Aquarists at the Alaska SeaLife Center introduced the 5-year-old J-1 to Aurora on Tuesday morning. The two really hit it off. Spermatophores were seen hanging from J-1’s siphon….
Now doesn’t that bring a great image to mind?
With so little time left, J-1 wasn’t going to let the sweet Aurora slip through his eight octopus arms. While she had to make the first move, he caught on quickly…
Mmm, that’s great stuff.
She reached out an arm and touched him. Only then did he wake up to the fact he had company….
Can you hear the music in the background?
The two remained intertwined for about eight hours. It’s possible that during that time when J-1 was exploring Aurora’s mantle with his many suckered arms that he passed his sperm packet to her, Hocking said….
8hrs! Way to go J-1. And who said you old guys needed viagra?
Yea, that’s quite erotic.
Yes, I did enjoy it. I got a great laugh, and did learn a think or two about octopus. So the author did do a great job. But I couldn’t help but get a good chuckle. 😀