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Funny

Octopus Sex Stories

Oh boy. Leave it to the Associated Press to write an article so great. Reads like a porno for the blind.

Some steamy excerpts:

Aquarists at the Alaska SeaLife Center introduced the 5-year-old J-1 to Aurora on Tuesday morning. The two really hit it off. Spermatophores were seen hanging from J-1’s siphon….

Now doesn’t that bring a great image to mind?

With so little time left, J-1 wasn’t going to let the sweet Aurora slip through his eight octopus arms. While she had to make the first move, he caught on quickly…

Mmm, that’s great stuff.

She reached out an arm and touched him. Only then did he wake up to the fact he had company….

Can you hear the music in the background?

The two remained intertwined for about eight hours. It’s possible that during that time when J-1 was exploring Aurora’s mantle with his many suckered arms that he passed his sperm packet to her, Hocking said….

8hrs! Way to go J-1. And who said you old guys needed viagra?

Yea, that’s quite erotic.

Yes, I did enjoy it. I got a great laugh, and did learn a think or two about octopus. So the author did do a great job. But I couldn’t help but get a good chuckle. 😀

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Funny

And suddenly it all began to make sense…

Me: I think on a larger scale than most
Nick: yeah
Me: you’d think I’d be compensating for something… but I think I’m complementing something
Nick: it happens

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Funny In The News

Most Pathetic Man Alive

If this isn’t pathetic, nothing is.

Do people have any self respect? I guess not.

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Mozilla

QA doesn’t just stand for Quality Assurance

QA can also stand for Question/Answer. 😉

Asa Writes

…Robert Accettura gets the final question with “We were promised by various people that we would see pictures of the Moz Foundation offices. These promises were never fufilled. Why?”

Well, I guess the best answer is, “I suck” 🙂 A few weeks ago I took some photos of the office but the lighting wasn’t great and then we started planning the developer day and I thought that might make for a more interesting “first look” so I decided to hold off on posting what I had. So it’s “I suck” for a “why”. How’s “next week” sound for a “when”?…

Interesting segment. Perhaps another QA session will happen sometime

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Funny

Friends foil Olympia Man’s Home

This is absolutely wonderful.

One of the better pranks I’ve heard of in recent times. Creative fun. And I love the picture of that book.

😀

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Around The Web

Stacy’s Mom – Video of the Year

Seriously, bands need to start making entertaining video’s again. Lets face it, the mostly suck. Here’s one that kicks some serious butt:

Stacy’s Mom (Fountains of Wayne) (RealOne Player Required)

Now that’s some quality entertainment. Besides for the obvious reasons of enjoyment (lets face it, Stacy’s mom, aka Rachael Hunter is very good looking) it’s also a decent song… and a hysterical video. Just what the doctor ordered. Entertainment. Isn’t that the industry the Music business falls under?

Funny video throughout, very well done… great ending as well 🙂

That’s a quality video. Lets see more of those.

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Funny

Lego’s make it work

Lego’s definitely make everything more fun.

http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament

This stuff makes the bible fun! I don’t think I’ve gotten a better chuckle in a long time. May I recommend ” The Covenant” (book of Genesis for those who can’t navigate the Bible). Just not if your unable to stomach lego”s circumcising themselves. 😀

Why didn’t they have this when I was a kid? Would have made learning the bible a lot more fun.

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Funny

State of the Union

Well done Parody

Watch

Very enjoyable, brutally honest.

Comrade Bush is powerful yes?