And in today’s delicious news:

A highway truck accident never sounded so delicious. A semitrailer hauling Hungry Jack pancake syrup collided with a highway median at the Buttermilk Pike overpass in northern Kentucky, causing the truckload of syrup to spill all over the highway.

Nobody was seriously hurt. NTSB was investigating to see why breakfast sausage was not available at the scene.

You couldn’t make that headline up. Without salivating.