Well, I decided I would take a stab at AI (Artificial Intelligence). I always found it mind blowing that people are actually trying to do that with technology. Just amazing. So I thought I’d try and simplify AI down to 1 function. Since I believe that essentially life can be made into 1 function.
< ?php
function analyzeReproduction($person) {
if ((sizeof($person[‘penis’]) < 5) || $person[‘job’] == "programmer"){
unlink("/usr/local/bin/sex");
exec("/usr/local/bin/masturbate");
$resultVar = 0;
} else {
exec("set SEXLIVE=true");
exec("set GREATSEX=true");
exec("set HOTGIRLS=true");
exec("/usr/bin/woohoo");
exec("/usr/bin/ahh");
$resultVar = 1;
}
return $resultVar;
}
?>
Anyone want to guess how it returned when I ran it?