Ok, well I have a few Gmail accounts to give away, but I want to have fun. So here’s your mission:
Make me laugh
Rules (must read before attempting this contest)
I decide. Simple as that, 100% up to me. That’s the way it goes.
USE THE COMMENTS FORM… unless…
If your going to say something that may be deemed offensive, use the comment form. Do not try and make a comment with a dirty joke. Violators may be disqualified, and blocked. Use the comment form if your not sure, and if it’s appropriate, I’ll give you the nod to make a comment. Adult jokes by comment form ONLY. No exceptions. Make a mistake, and you will make me mad.
Information required: valid email and name. That’s who I will send it to. Use bogus data firstname.lastname@example.org and you will not get an invite.
Multiple entries allowed, but use discretion. If I feel you are to spammy, your not getting one. So send your best 1 or 2.
Oh, feel free to invite others to try. And come back to read. Hopefully a few won’t be ‘comment only’
As for what tickles my funnybone… well that’s half the game. Those who know me, know very well what the sweet spot is. For the rest of you, good luck. Don’t bother asking, I won’t tell, you can scour the blog if you want. Not sure if that will help though.
There are 2 (maybe 3) accounts to give away this time. Lets see how good you guys are.
Use the comments form in compliance with the rules above. Violators WILL be prosecuted.
This contest will run until at least Sunday night (9:00 PM EST). It may be extended at my will if the contest has a lot of entries (and if they are good).