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Fun With Wordage

Well there’s a new article out in The New Zealand Herald about MoFo’s very own Ben Goodger.

Wow. Now George Clooney must be thrilled that there’s someone else who looks more pathetic than him in the uniform.
How pathetic…. yet hysterical.

Oh boy. Leave it to the Associated Press to write an article so great. Reads like a porno for the blind.
Some steamy excerpts:

Aquarists at the Alaska SeaLife Center introduced the 5-year-old J-1 to Aurora on Tuesday morning. The two really hit it off. Spermatophores were seen hanging from J-1’s siphon….

Now doesn’t that bring [...]

Teen in Suicide Leap at Time Sq. Hotel, (Other linkage: NY Times, Newsday, NY Daily News) not exactly a pleasant headline to read. Worse, when you hear it’s someone you knew back in the day from school(s), and read their name in print.
I remember reading a while back when someone else did the same [...]

All I can say is yikes. Checkout what the FDA Approved.
I’m not sure what market they are targeting here? In any case, it’s a bit humorous, yet creepy. Is teen (and possibly earlier) sex really that out of hand creating a market for this?
I’m really quite curious as [...]

If your not in the mood for a rant on society… Skip this post.
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This wasn’t the article I was looking for (looking for one I saw on TV the other day), but it will suffice for this rant. Why are people so stupid? I don’t know who is dumber. This article is [...]

Tornado struck not far from my home today. Took off part of Walmart’s roof. Messed up a few things.
Think the Chinese place is ok. At least I hope it is. Lookin’ forward to some Mongolian Grilled food soon.
That’s why when there is a Tornado Advisory… you listen. Or your Walmart [...]

He’s not even dead yet, and were going through his mail.
Kind of sad how people take advantage. The man’s still living (though not in a great state of mind sadly), and we are discussing his paper trail and intimate letters.
Some people push it to far.

This article makes me wonder if people have to much time and money.

Now if this isn’t sick. I don’t know what is.
Despite this…
The survey also found 8 percent of U.S. households don’t have cars.
Wow.