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Festivus Time

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It’s that time of year again. Time to put up the Festivus pole, enjoy your Festivus Dinner, participate in the Airing of Grievances and finally participate in the Feats of Strength should you be chosen.

The particular episode in question is Season 9 Episode 166 “The Strike”.

If you make a donation, I suggest “The Human Fund”.

Holiday SQL

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You’ve got to be somewhat nerdy for this, but if your reading this, you automatically qualify. Perhaps I’ll add to this list when I’m bored. If I have the time. If someone is so inclined, feel free to do so below.

Santa’s Present List

SELECT fName, lName, street, city, state, zip, country
FROM people
WHERE STATUS = ‘nice’
AND age < 18
ORDER BY country DESC;

Santa’s Coal List

SELECT fName, lName, street, city, state, zip, country
FROM people
WHERE STATUS = 'naughty'
AND age < 18
ORDER BY country DESC;

Santa's Personal Wish List

SELECT fName, lName, street, city, state, zip, country
FROM people
WHERE STATUS = 'naughty'
AND age BETWEEN 18 AND 25
AND height BETWEEN 67 AND 72
AND cupSize > 'C'
AND sex = 'female'
ORDER BY age ASC;

Paris Hilton's Personal Wish List

SELECT fName, lName, street, city, state, zip, country
FROM people
WHERE age BETWEEN 18 AND 30;

Feel free to give it a try if your geeky enough to do so. I'll update them to color syntax.