Robert Accettura's
Fun With Wordage

PostSecret may be the funniest blog I’ve ever seen. Some are brilliantly funny. I can see a book coming from that in the near future.
Hat tip: Scoble.

If your a nerd like me, you should be reading geek comics. My two favorites are:
The Joy of Tech
PC Weenies
both well done, current, and quite funny.

“We all leave our doors unlocked. We can run around in our nighties. It’s all girls and we feel really safe and that will change,” said student Starbuck Hersey.
A hearing on the lawsuit against the school is scheduled for Dec. 16. Until then, the school is actively recruiting male applicants.

[Source: FoxNews.com @ 12/8/2004 1:20 PM [...]

Ok, well I have a few Gmail accounts to give away, but I want to have fun. So here’s your mission:
Make me laugh
Rules (must read before attempting this contest)
I decide. Simple as that, 100% up to me. That’s the way it goes.
USE THE COMMENTS FORM… unless…
If your going to say something that [...]

From the awesome Reuters news service (an obvious website to be checking out every so often):

A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
“He attempted to kill her [...]

Oh boy. Leave it to the Associated Press to write an article so great. Reads like a porno for the blind.
Some steamy excerpts:

Aquarists at the Alaska SeaLife Center introduced the 5-year-old J-1 to Aurora on Tuesday morning. The two really hit it off. Spermatophores were seen hanging from J-1’s siphon….

Now doesn’t that bring [...]

Me: I think on a larger scale than most
Nick: yeah
Me: you’d think I’d be compensating for something… but I think I’m complementing something
Nick: it happens

If this isn’t pathetic, nothing is.
Do people have any self respect? I guess not.

QA can also stand for Question/Answer.
Asa Writes
…Robert Accettura gets the final question with “We were promised by various people that we would see pictures of the Moz Foundation offices. These promises were never fufilled. Why?”
Well, I guess the best answer is, “I suck” A few weeks ago I took some photos [...]

This is absolutely wonderful.
One of the better pranks I’ve heard of in recent times. Creative fun. And I love the picture of that book.