Why I can’t be an accountant
I can’t be an accountant because:
Accounting is boring.
Accounting involves math, I have an allergy to math.
Accounting involves pencils, I like pens.
Accountants are CPA’s. Not exactly a catchy title.
Accounting is examining other people’s money… not my own.
Accounting as “counting” in the name. Not exactly something to impress people with.
Accounting office parties just sound lame… [...]
