Jamie Zawinski linked to a very interesting blog post about the forensics problem in the recent Casey Anthony trial. To summarize, she was using an older version of Firefox, which stores its history in a Mork DB. For those not familiar with Mozilla internals, Mork is (I’m quoting JWZ here):
…the single most braindamaged file format that I have ever seen in my nineteen year career”.
That bug was actually one of two times where I brushed with Mork, that time learning, and another time shortly afterwards where I learned first hand how impossible it really is to work with as part of a hack I was trying to build and later abandoned. Perhaps it was my experience at the time that just made it impossible, perhaps it really was Mork.
Coincidentally Mork is now completely dead. I suspect the last bits were actually Thunderbird who used Mork pretty extensively as Mail really is a giant database of messages, and another giant database of addresses that you interact with. I’m speculating as I haven’t been following that closely.
Long live SQLite. I still find you slightly odd at times, especially your locking which seems foreign to me, however I just think of Mork and all of a sudden, it’s OK.
The most amusing, interesting and strange comment header I’ve ever found in a script goes to mork.pl for this:
The title of this blog post is in no way a play on Mork & Mindy