And I was coding… and stumbled upon AI
Well, I decided I would take a stab at AI (Artificial Intelligence). I always found it mind blowing that people are actually trying to do that with technology. Just amazing. So I thought I’d try and simplify AI down to 1 function. Since I believe that essentially life can be made into 1 function.
PHP
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< ?php
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function analyzeReproduction($person) {
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if ((sizeof($person[‘penis’]) < 5) || $person[‘job’] == "programmer"){
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unlink("/usr/local/bin/sex");
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exec("/usr/local/bin/masturbate");
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$resultVar = 0;
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} else {
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exec("set SEXLIVE=true");
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exec("set GREATSEX=true");
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exec("set HOTGIRLS=true");
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exec("/usr/bin/woohoo");
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exec("/usr/bin/ahh");
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$resultVar = 1;
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}
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return $resultVar;
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}
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?>
Anyone want to guess how it returned when I ran it?
Tags: artificial-intelligence
July 17th, 2004 at 1:45 am
error in line two near ‘*****’.
July 17th, 2004 at 10:09 am
Outch.
Fixed
July 19th, 2004 at 1:39 am
And the female version?